Shocking Revelation

I just realized that I have 2 weeks of classroom study left, a week of exam study, and then a month of boards study and then HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO TAKE THE BOARDS AND WORK IN A HOSPITAL AND PRETEND TO BE A REAL DOCTOR WHO KNOWS SOMETHING. (Well...I don't really have to pretend to be a real doctor...the short white coat makes it painfully obvious that we are all peons with no real power or responsibility other than waking up at O-dark thirty and poking annoyed patients' bellies. But still. WHOA.)

Three months from right now I will be on my Ob/Gyn rotation. How in the world did that happen?